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SPECIAL REPORT: COWS LOOSE ON HIGHWAY 🐄
May 16, 2025

SPECIAL REPORT: COWS LOOSE ON HIGHWAY 🐄

Traffic comes to a dead halt...

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
#4: NO COKE IN COURT ❄️
May 16, 2025

#4: NO COKE IN COURT ❄️

man enters courthouse carrying bag of cocaine / torontonian pays $80k to purge his demons / and new documentary details downfall of 'winnipeg's sexiest man'

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
#3: JUSTICE FOR HOBO KILLERS 🔪
May 09, 2025

#3: JUSTICE FOR HOBO KILLERS 🔪

terminator attacks doordasher / teenage hobo killers sentenced / and lyft is listening

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
#2: DEATH BY BEER 🍺
May 02, 2025

#2: DEATH BY BEER 🍺

17 beers, 4 hours, 1 man / female gang ravages scarborough / and toronto uber driver accidentally steals child

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
#1: FENTANYL CHICKEN 🍗
Apr 25, 2025

#1: FENTANYL CHICKEN 🍗

stuffed chicken à la mode / sudbury man uses unconventional weapon / junior hockey team terrorizes moviegoers

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
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